Don
Captain · Loosely based on Trump
"Believe me, this is the best DC-10. Everybody says so."
Flight BR79 · Est. 1979
THE LAST DC-10
STILL FLYING.
Three world leaders, fed up making bad decisions, pooled their pensions and bought the only DC-10 left in the world. They painted it silver and blue, hired a cabin crew, and started a holiday airline.
Nobody is quite sure if it's still airworthy. They fly it anyway.
1
Aircraft in fleet
3
Reluctant leaders
∞
Bad decisions
◆ Boarding now◆ Warm nuts on request◆ Smoking section: the whole plane◆ No refunds
Meet the crew
Three leaders.
One cockpit.
No supervision.
After decades of running countries badly, they decided flying an aircraft badly would be more fun. They were correct.
Kim
First Officer · Adores the Captain
"I have flown him personally to paradise. Twice."
Vlad
Chief Purser · Mischief maker, dead-pan
"There is turbulence. I arranged it."
Silver blazer. Blue trim. Winged badge.
Custom-tailored for the crew, coming to duty free in limited runs.
Foil trays. Tiny bottles. Paper umbrellas.
Menu changes when the Captain feels like it. Which is often.
Destination: Anywhere.
Seat 1A is always taken. By Vlad. Do not argue.
Now boarding
Fly with us. Somewhere. Probably.
The world is theirs to see, and yours to watch them ruin it — one song, one sketch, one questionable landing at a time.